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2019 FROG Awards!
1st Place: Best Reviewer, Most Versitile Author, Best Humor, Best Original Fiction


2nd Place: Best Dialgoue


 


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Absolutely Amazing Graphics by abhorsen. @TDA @HPFT @ShadowPlay


 


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Stories by Rumpelstiltskin

Warology: I. Book of Humans by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Novel (50,000+ words)
7 Reviews · 0 likes · 52 reads


Clearly, I had died.  What else could explain my sudden transition from the musty cabin to this pseudo-paradise?  I must have had an aneurysm or a heart-attack, and now I was dead. I’d never finish CoH now.



Characters: Magical Creature, Original Character, Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Story Length: 5 chapters (16228 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: None

Published: 18 Sep 2019 · Updated: 28 Feb 2020
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Past Featured Story We, Lawbreaking Citizens by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Challenge Entry (any length), Novellette (under 25,000 words)
46 Reviews · 10 likes · 518 reads


BEAUTIFUL banner by beyond the rain @TDA and @HPFT

The War revealed many truths about humankind...the most important of those truths is that all humans are innately inclined to violence and chaos. We are hosts to an entire horde of plaguing ailments like jealousy and greed and we lack the physical and emotional capabilities to cope with such diseases. That is how the War started. That is how the world ended. That is why there is a grand nothingness on the Outside, beyond the walls of the Sovereignty.

 

My name is Cyril Bernard and I play a highly important role in maintaining the peace and overall wellbeing of our wonderfully prospering society (despite what that Mark Van said because what does that peacebreaker know anyway).

 

Second Place in scooterbug8515's Anything But Harry Challenge

October 2018 Featured Fic

 



Characters: Original Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Story Length: 7 chapters (21990 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin



Half-Things by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Novel (50,000+ words)
0 Reviews · 0 likes · 5 reads


"Tell me about her."

"Why is it you want to know?"

"Well, she's like me, isn't she? A half...thing?"

 

When you're just a half-thing, you belong nowhere -- not with one or the other, certainly.  It's because you're different and people don't like to trust what is different. Since none of the rules really, truly apply to you, then fate shouldn't care to have you in it's grasp either. In fact, you'd be pretty sure exactly where you could tell fate to go. 

 

 



Characters: Magical Creature, Original Character, Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: OC/OC

Story Length: 1 chapters (2011 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: None

Published: 18 Feb 2020 · Updated: 19 Feb 2020
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The Skrewts in Greenhouse Nine - AKA James vs Sirius in the Quest to Determine Who is Actually the Best Boyfriend - AKA Marlene and Dorcas Play Ameteur Detectives by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed One-Shot (any length)
10 Reviews · 1 likes · 44 reads


AKA Another Time Nobody Listened to Remus and/or Lily, Despite Their Superior Advice - AKA The Day Peter Finally Won Something

 

For Paula, for Wishlist Season. 

Much nonsense.



Genre: Crime/Mystery, Humor, Parody

Themes: None

Inclusivity: Gay

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 18 Dec 2019 · Updated: 27 Dec 2019
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Both Sides by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed One-Shot (any length)
2 Reviews · 1 likes · 33 reads


James wouldn't do anything to risk their friendship. Sirius would do anything for James. 

 

For Sam, Happy Wishlist Season! 



Characters: James Potter I, Sirius Black

Pairings: James Potter I/Sirius Black (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (533 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Angst, Drama, Romance

Themes: Friends to Lovers, Friendship

Inclusivity: Bisexual/Biromantic, Gay, LGBTQA

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 02 Dec 2019 · Updated: 05 Dec 2019
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The Edge of Oblivion by Slytherin_HPFT, M C Crocker, Rumpelstiltskin, crestwood, Finefrenzy__, juls, Bunbury, CheekyTorah-Lex



 

banner by starbuck@TDA

 

Decades past the war, a mysterious illness poses a new and terrifying threat to the Wizarding world. With the world on the brink of a devastating pandemic, with sickness and death claiming victims at every turn, will they find a cure in time?



Genre: Action/Adventure

Themes: Fate/Prophecy, Time-Travel

Inclusivity: PTSD

Advisories: Substance Abuse
Series: 2019 Collab

Published: 14 Feb 2019 · Updated: 18 Nov 2019
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Twin Beds. Empty. by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Drabble (100-200 words)
5 Reviews · 1 likes · 27 reads


Short horror drabble for the spooky season! O/



Characters: Original Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (156 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Dark/Horror

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Violence
Series: None

Published: 02 Oct 2019 · Updated: 05 Oct 2019
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Dear Mr. Earth President: Reproduction and Reproductive Rights by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Challenge Entry (any length), Novella (under 50,000 words)
2 Reviews · 10 likes · 55 reads


Dear Mr. Earth President,

 

While we have many questions concerning your world and how it works, our department of reproduction and reproductive rights has taken special interest in your habits.

 

I have compiled a stack of inquiry letters surrounding the issues that have concerned us.

 

Sincerely,

Your Friends From Aunia Tetera J98

 

 

for just.a.willow.tree's Epistolary Challenge



Characters: Original Character, Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 3 chapters (1435 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: None

Published: 27 Sep 2019 · Updated: 28 Sep 2019
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A Different Rhythm by Rumpelstiltskin



Baston is adopted by a human named Argus Filch.

 

Final installment of the Bastion Drabble series (following Cheating the System and The Goatfather).

 

Written for the HPFT House Cup Finale 2019



Characters: Argus Filch, Original Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (211 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Childrens' Stories, Fairy Tale/Fable

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 09 Jul 2019 · Updated: 09 Jul 2019
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The Goatfather by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: All Audiences · Completed Drabble (100-200 words)
1 Reviews · 10 likes · 29 reads


Bastion leaves the knoll for the big city.


Sequel to Cheating the System.


Written for the HPFT Finale 2019



Characters: Original Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (212 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Childrens' Stories, Crime/Mystery, Fairy Tale/Fable, Parody

Themes: Discrimination, Law/Politics

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 09 Jul 2019 · Updated: 09 Jul 2019
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Cheating the System by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: All Audiences · Completed Drabble (100-200 words)
1 Reviews · 10 likes · 43 reads


Barnabas, Bartholomew, and Bastion were happy...until one of them wasn't.


Written for the HPFT House Cup Finale 2019



Characters: Original Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (199 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Childrens' Stories, Fairy Tale/Fable

Themes: Family

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 09 Jul 2019 · Updated: 09 Jul 2019
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The Face of Lingate Reef by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Challenge Entry (any length), Short Story (under 10,000 words)
12 Reviews · 10 likes · 160 reads


lingatereef

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Lingate Reef is a peculiar place, with peculiar customs, and a particularly peculiar system for determining the elite. In the wake of this year's The Face of Lingate Reef Competition, things are about to become even more peculiar.

 

For MuggleMaybe's The [Blank] Meets [Blank] Challenge
featuring: The Frog Prince meets America's Next Top Model



Characters: Magical Creature, Original Character, Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 7 chapters (5734 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: None

Published: 19 Jun 2019 · Updated: 24 Jun 2019
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Coriaceous by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Challenge Entry (any length), One-Shot/Short Story Collection (any length)
9 Reviews · 10 likes · 72 reads


Dramione
banner by rumpelstiltskin

 

Like quality leather, some things are durable, reliable -- some things just can't be substituted.

 

A modern AU, fake-dating Dramione, that is also a choose-your-own-adventure.

Written for Renacera's Dramione Challenge and ShadowRose's Faking-it Challenge!



Characters: Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger

Pairings: Draco Malfoy/Hermione Granger (HP), Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson (HP)

Story Length: 2 chapters (2176 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: None

Published: 25 Apr 2019 · Updated: 27 Apr 2019
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Past Featured Story Bram Stoker Be Rollin' in His Grave RN by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Challenge Entry (any length), One-Shot/Short Story Collection (any length), Podfic (any length)
26 Reviews · 10 likes · 228 reads


A series of spoofy vampire one-shots. 

 

Written for HPFT's Great Collab of 2018-2019

New Beginnings | Vampires



Characters: Magical Creature, Original Character, Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 6 chapters (11038 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Dark/Horror, Humor

Themes: Vampirism

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Slurs, Sexual Content, Violence
Series: 2019 Collab, FROGS Winners

Published: 19 Dec 2018 · Updated: 24 Jan 2019
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Like Breadcrumbs by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Between Wars (1981-1995) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry (any length), One-Shot (any length)
5 Reviews · 10 likes · 103 reads


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This goregous banner was made by PaulaTheProkaryote *heart eyes*  *mind blow*

Saleena Blackwell spends a moment in reflection shortly following Sirius Black's arrest. 

 

A Love, Not War / Perfect by RoxiMalfoy fanfiction, as given permission by Deana to do so ;) . 

 

 

 

Written for TreacleTart's The Fanfic Favorite Challenge



Characters: Original Female Character, Sirius Black

Pairings: James Potter I/Lily Evans (HP), Sirius Black/OC (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (1446 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: None

Themes: War

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: Nothing is Fair in Love & War, Slytherin Stories of the Month

Published: 31 Dec 2018 · Updated: 01 Jan 2019
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Of the Same Coin by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Other Fandom · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Challenge Entry (any length), One-Shot/Short Story Collection (any length)
3 Reviews · 10 likes · 34 reads


A series of three stand-alone (and connected) one-shots, wherein Veronica Lodge and Sweet Pea transform first from acquaintances to allies, then from allies to friends, and eventually from friends to lovers (while also thwarting Hiram Lodge's evil schemes to overtake Riverdale).

 

 

 

Written for the HPFT House Collaboration 2018-2019 | Topic: New Beginnings | Theme: Slow Build.

 

 

 

A Riverdale fanfiction. 

 

(Starts at S101 and quickly pushes through S308 and into unknown territory, so this will probably be an AU after more episodes air.)



Characters: None

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Story Length: 2 chapters (5084 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Crime/Mystery, Dark/Horror, Drama, Romance

Themes: Slow Build/Slow Burn

Inclusivity: LGBTQA

Advisories: Violence
Series: 2019 Collab

Published: 11 Dec 2018 · Updated: 20 Dec 2018
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Past Featured Story The Recombination of One's Soul and the Psychological Aftereffects: a Case Study by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot (any length), Podfic (any length)
8 Reviews · 10 likes · 76 reads


At any rate, dear Tom was successful at recombining the remnants of his soul. The manner in which to do this is to repent for his cruelty and heinous acts by experiencing the feeling of true remorse.

 

Alas, Tom Riddle did not appear to have a shred of humanity left in him.

 

Tom Riddle Crack!Fic Revamped ;)



Characters: Original Character, Original Female Character, Voldemort/Tom Marvolo Riddle

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (4880 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Angst, AU, Dark/Horror, Drama, Humor

Themes: None

Inclusivity: Other Mental Illness

Advisories: Consent Issues, Violence
Series: The AU Verse, Slytherin MFWHATA Winners

Published: 30 Aug 2017 · Updated: 02 Dec 2018
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Cain's Pit by Rumpelstiltskin, Slytherin_HPFT

Fandom: Other Fandom · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Drabble (100-200 words)
3 Reviews · 10 likes · 19 reads


The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina drabble from S1E8-E9 [SPOILERS].

Agatha doesn't regret, she just blames Sabrina. 



Characters: None

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (205 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Dark/Horror, Drama

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Violence
Series: Spooky Scary Snakelings--A Dark Anthology

Published: 29 Oct 2018 · Updated: 31 Oct 2018
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Slowly, slowly. by Rumpelstiltskin, Slytherin_HPFT

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Drabble (100-200 words), Podfic (any length)
3 Reviews · 10 likes · 25 reads


A mortal god.

 

Slowly, slowly.



Characters: Original Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (196 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Dark/Horror

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Violence
Series: Spooky Scary Snakelings--A Dark Anthology

Published: 29 Oct 2018 · Updated: 29 Oct 2018
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Past Featured Story Battle of the Styx by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Podfic (any length), Poetry (any length)
7 Reviews · 10 likes · 51 reads


Arrives, the flies. It dies. Will rise. Eyes and bodies.

 



Characters: None

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (114 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Dark/Horror

Themes: None

Inclusivity: Depression, Mood Disorder

Advisories: Self-Harm, Suicide, Violence
Series: None

Published: 06 Aug 2018 · Updated: 11 Sep 2018
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The Mildly Perilous and Mostly Tragicomic Misadventures of Sir Roderick Gryffindor and 'Sir' Ivan Harrison by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Founders Era (900-1100) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Novella (under 50,000 words)
10 Reviews · 10 likes · 106 reads


Some young ladies dream of being the wife of a Nobleman, Ivanna Harris dreams of being the Nobleman that the young ladies are yearning to marry. While disguising herself as her brother works while they are children, Ivanna's becoming too feminine to be a believable boy. One day, a man named Roderick Gryffindor comes to their small village, and Ivanna leaps at the opportunity for adventure.



Characters: Helena Ravenclaw, Original Character, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Rowena Ravenclaw

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Story Length: 3 chapters (7088 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: None

Published: 19 Sep 2017 · Updated: 03 Jul 2018
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B-Movie Scream Queen by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Other Fandom · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Short Story (under 10,000 words)
2 Reviews · 9 likes · 84 reads


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beautiful banner by starbuck @ the-dark-arts.net

Jordan moved to Haddonfield to get away from her problems, not to become the object of obsession to two psychotic murderers.

 

Texas Chainsaw Massacre x Halloween Crossover

 

Second Place in clevernotbrilliant's 'Anything But a Love Triangle' challenge. 



Characters: Original Character, Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Story Length: 3 chapters (9153 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Dark/Horror

Themes: None

Inclusivity: Other Mental Illness, PTSD

Advisories: Domestic Abuse, Violence
Series: None

Published: 10 Jan 2018 · Updated: 28 Jun 2018
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Four Poetical Forms Pertaining to the Harry Potter Series by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Second Wizarding War (1995-1998) · Rating: All Audiences · Completed Poetry (any length)
2 Reviews · 10 likes · 111 reads


An Epitaph, A Chant Poem by Severus Snape, Uncle Vernon's Tricube, and A Mondo for Sirius Black.

(It's just me being strange with my dry sense of humor. Don't mind me.)



Characters: None

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (227 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: None

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: Poetry

Published: 21 Jun 2018 · Updated: 23 Jun 2018
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Past Featured Story Dolor Lake by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot (any length)
8 Reviews · 10 likes · 104 reads



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A sweet monster who feeds on happiness lives beneath the surface of Dolor Lake.

A story about the depression that follows a happy manic. 

2018 MFWHATA Winner -- "Most Deadly Fangs" [Best Dark/Horror]

July 2018 Sitewide Story of the Month



Characters: Original Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (716 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Dark/Horror

Themes: None

Inclusivity: Depression, Mood Disorder, Other Mental Illness

Advisories: Self-Harm
Series: Sitewide Stories of the Month, Slytherin MFWHATA Winners, Original Fiction

Published: 01 Mar 2018 · Updated: 07 Jun 2018
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Alive by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: All Audiences · Completed Drabble (100-200 words)
2 Reviews · 10 likes · 103 reads


A microfiction on the difference between being alive and living.



Characters: None

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (153 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Microfiction

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: Original Fiction

Published: 25 Apr 2018 · Updated: 25 Apr 2018
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