Penname: grumpy cat [Contact]
Real name: kris
Member Since: 11 Apr 2018
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let's not put a label on it: the art of being nonchalant (or not) | secrets and plots


reckless: nuclear love | lionheart | playing with fire | echoes of wartime


intoxicating: young gods | bad habits | napalm skies


technicolour: dark days | black hole | corrupted lungs




FROGS: best short-form romance: nuclear love (2019) | best dialogue: the art of being nonchalant (or not) (2019)


MFWHAT: most addictive&steamiest story: physical fatality (2020) | best representation of a non-slytherin canon character: astoria greengrass in nuclear love (2019) | best OC&best multi-chaptered story: the art of being nonchalant (or not) (2019)




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physical fatality - chapter 8 - 0% done


the art of being nonchalant (or not) - chapter 17 - 0% done


seven devils (sequel to playing with fire) - 40% done


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Stories by grumpy cat

corrupted lungs by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry, One-Shot
12 Reviews · 7 likes · 99 reads


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the relief of giving in to destruction



Characters: Teddy Lupin, Victoire Weasley

Pairings: Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (1893 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Series: technicolour, make maraudertimes swoon challenge

Published: 28 Jun 2020 · Updated: 11 Jul 2020



Feature physical fatality by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Rebuilding (1998-2009) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Novellette (under 25,000 words)
73 Reviews · 35 likes · 752 reads


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we're just young and reckless
if we wreck this,
it's fine.

 

2020 mfwhat winner: most addictive & steamiest story



Characters: Daphne Greengrass, Oliver Wood, Original Female Character

Pairings: OC/OC, Oliver Wood/OC (HP)

Story Length: 7 chapters (18721 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Series: Slytherin Stories of the Month

Published: 10 Nov 2019 · Updated: 04 May 2020



feral heart by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
12 Reviews · 5 likes · 57 reads


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i found the devil
i found him in a lover



Characters: Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Rodolphus Lestrange

Pairings: Bellatrix Black/Rodolphus Lestrange (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (2654 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Series: None

Published: 01 May 2020 · Updated: 01 May 2020



you should see me in a crown by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Novellette (under 25,000 words)
19 Reviews · 7 likes · 161 reads


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Rome wasn't built in a day.

But it burned in one.



Series: None

Published: 09 Apr 2020 · Updated: 18 Apr 2020



dark days by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
16 Reviews · 7 likes · 151 reads


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I want technicolour.

 

written for Chemical_Pixie's Feminism is for Everyone challenge



Characters: Victoire Weasley

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (868 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Series: technicolour

Published: 23 Jun 2019 · Updated: 13 Mar 2020



Napalm Skies by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
12 Reviews · 5 likes · 146 reads


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temptation (noun) the wish to do something that you know you should not do



Characters: Dominique Weasley, Original Female Character, Teddy Lupin

Pairings: Dominique Weasley/OC (HP), Dominique Weasley/Teddy Lupin (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (3710 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Series: intoxicating

Published: 11 Aug 2019 · Updated: 26 Jan 2020



Past Featured Story Echoes of Wartime by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Rebuilding (1998-2009) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
7 Reviews · 2 likes · 158 reads


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I am a dead person pretending to be alive.



Characters: Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (4456 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Series: reckless

Published: 07 Sep 2019 · Updated: 13 Oct 2019



Past Featured Story The Art of Being Nonchalant (Or Not) by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Novel (50,000+ words)
160 Reviews · 94 likes · 2946 reads


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"Have no fear, Quinn Jones."

Apparently, it is a truth universally acknowledged that I, Quinn Jones, a full-fledged Gryffindor, am actually afraid of three little words.

What a load of nonsense.

 

2019 FROGS winner: best dialogue

2019 MFWHAT winner: best original character & best multi-chaptered story




Bad Habits by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
6 Reviews · 2 likes · 116 reads


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I shouldn’t let myself fall for broken people, but I do.

 

written for Queer In Knitted Thing's Queer Your Faves Challenge



Characters: Dominique Weasley, Original Female Character, Teddy Lupin

Pairings: Dominique Weasley/OC (HP), Dominique Weasley/Teddy Lupin (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (1956 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Genre: Angst, Romance, Smut

Themes: Infidelity

Inclusivity: Bisexual/Biromantic, LGBTQA

Advisories: Sexual Content
Series: intoxicating

Published: 20 Jun 2019 · Updated: 23 Jun 2019



Playing with Fire by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Rebuilding (1998-2009) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
9 Reviews · 3 likes · 119 reads


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And I have always loved playing with fire.

 

written for down-in-flames' Faking It Challenge



Characters: Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy

Pairings: Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (8543 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Series: reckless

Published: 16 May 2019 · Updated: 17 May 2019



Young Gods by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry
15 Reviews · 9 likes · 130 reads


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Those things will kill you, Dominique.



Characters: Dominique Weasley, Teddy Lupin

Pairings: Dominique Weasley/Teddy Lupin (HP), Teddy Lupin/Victoire Weasley (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (1708 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Genre: Angst, Drama, Romance, Smut

Themes: Infidelity

Inclusivity: Bisexual/Biromantic, Mood Disorder

Advisories: Sexual Content
Series: 2019 Collab, intoxicating

Published: 14 Apr 2019 · Updated: 16 Apr 2019



lionheart by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Second Wizarding War (1995-1998) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry
15 Reviews · 9 likes · 79 reads


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I was never a craven. And I was always wilful.



Characters: Astoria Greengrass

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (1343 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark/Horror

Themes: Dying/Grieving, War

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Violence
Series: 2019 Collab, reckless

Published: 13 Apr 2019 · Updated: 15 Apr 2019



Past Featured Story Nuclear Love by grumpy cat

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Rebuilding (1998-2009) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
20 Reviews · 12 likes · 217 reads


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I feel alive for the first time in months.

 

2019 FROGS winner: best short-form romance

2019 MFWHAT winner: best representation of a non-slytherin canon character (astoria greengrass)



Characters: Astoria Greengrass, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy

Pairings: Astoria Greengrass/Draco Malfoy (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (8244 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Series: Slytherin MFWHATA Winners, reckless, FROGS Winners, Slytherin Stories of the Month

Published: 27 Dec 2018 · Updated: 31 Dec 2018