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01 Feb 2017




Call me Deeds! I write the occasional HP fic. Most (all) of my stories all ridiculous. Need a laugh? You've come to the right place. 


 


New for 2017:


Wordsmith - one-shot


The First Star to the Left - one-shot


Voldemort and the Impromptu Holiday - one-shot


Lily - one-shot


On The Brink - WIP; novel


Weasley - WIP; short story


Hormones - one-shot


Gran - one-shot


Dating Hannah - now complete!


Painful Bliss - now complete!



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Stories by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

The Cold by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
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What do you get with a sick Ron and Harry Potter as his chef? Chicken Soup. 

Without chicken...and man eating candy corns? 

 

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Pump It Up by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt and let Percy take a 'gander' at his chest. (Percy/Oliver, a bromance) 


Booties by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Ron Weasley has interesting ways to tell his wife he wants to have a baby. 

 

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Serenity by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
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For a moment Serenity Lovegood glowed brighter than the sun. 

 

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The Career Aptitude Test by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Ron takes a muggle career aptitude test. 

 

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Baby Weasley by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

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Your little hands wrapped around my finger, and it's so quiet in the world tonight. 

 

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Driving Lessons by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

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Ron learns to properly drive a car. 

 

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The Scarf by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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She's wearing a scarf. It's blue. 

 

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Proof by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 1 Reviews
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I believe magic is the work of the devil. 

 

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For the 'I'm a Believer' challenge on HPFF. 


You Should Marry Me by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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All Ginny Weasley wants is for Harry Potter to marry her. 

 

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The Many Jobs of Remus Lupin by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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War does not pay the bills and neither does being a member of the Order. 

(and being Sirius's personal assistant bruises his ego)

 

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WWVD? by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: All Audiences • 1 Reviews
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Sometimes you have to ask yourself, What Would Voldemort Do? 


 


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A Recipe for Babies by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Ron explains to Rose where babies come from. Sort of. 


 


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A Free Elf by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
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His eyes were green

 

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The Cat Whisperer by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

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Ron takes care of Crookshanks while Hermione is away. 


 


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Squib Seeking Squib by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Come one, come all to the first annual Squib Valentine’s Day Mixer!


The perfect chance to meet your non-magical partner in life.


(Refreshments will be served)


 


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PIG. by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Dudley Dursley was a pig in a wig. 


 


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Wooded by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
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Susan Bones is a creature of the night.


 


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Wordsmith by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

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Hermione searches for the love of her life in words. 


 


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