My name is Kathy and I'm going to have brown haired babies with round glasses as soon as my future husband stops bleeding on everything.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge (Parody of the 1995 movie While You Were Sleeping)
Luna's new makeover is proving to be more trouble than it's worth. Harry tries to help her but keeps getting distracted. Set in the trios' *cough, hack* year. WARNING: *Parody*
Have you ever pondered the relationship between Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort, and how Delphini Riddle actually came about?
Me neither, but this is how it might have happened…
Written for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
Allegra Cordelia Pemberton is totally in love with Albus Potter, and it's totally the worst thing.
for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
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Due to an accident in Potion's class, Hermione Granger finds herself thrust back into the past. Will she find herself falling for someone unexpected? Of course she will, otherwise it wouldn't be a Time-Travel story.
Even villains deserve a break.
For 'The Parody Challenge'
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An extremely realistic story of two best friends at Hogwarts, one of whom wants to be more. Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary drama.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
For some reason, there is a ball at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy, for some other reason, is determined to ask Hermione Granger.
Becoming Mrs. Astoria Malfoy.
All Neville wanted was to date Hannah Abbot.
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Astoria wants to hear those 'three words' from Draco. If only he could figure out what they actually are.
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Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt and let Percy take a 'gander' at his chest. (Percy/Oliver, a bromance)
She's wearing a scarf. It's blue.
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War does not pay the bills and neither does being a member of the Order.
(and being Sirius's personal assistant bruises his ego)
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Mary Su, Ravenclaw Prefect, decides that she must outsmart the Weasley twins after an embarrassing failure. Also, there are Velociraptors.
For PepperFinn’s Worst Story EVER Challenge on HPFF
True love overcomes all obstacles, even a malfunctioning toaster, pointy heels, and a vulgar parrot.
Second place in toomanycurls' Princess Bride Quote Challenge on HPFF
Barty Crouch Jr: fearsome Death Eater, Auror impersonator, and aspiring chef.
The story of why it took Barty an entire book to get around to killing Harry Potter.
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Sirius is bored and wants to do something. What does he do? Take his friends on a time travelling adventure! But really, he's just arguing with me most of the time...
Originally for the Worst Story Ever challenge.
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With Lucius Malfoy serving time in Azkaban and her social calendar withered away, Narcissa turns to Wizarding Harmony to find her true soul mate in ninety days or less. How will Lucius react?