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The Mildly Perilous and Mostly Tragicomic Misadventures of Sir Roderick Gryffindor and 'Sir' Ivan Harrison by Rumpelstiltskin

Rated: Mature Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Some young ladies dream of being the wife of a Nobleman, Ivanna Harris dreams of being the Nobleman that the young ladies are yearning to marry. While disguising herself as her brother works while they are children, Ivanna's becoming too feminine to be a believable boy. One day, a man named Roderick Gryffindor comes to their small village, and Ivanna leaps at the opportunity for adventure.


As the Raven Flies by abhorsen

Rated: Mature Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Jon and Sansa exchange letters while he's at Dragonstone.


 


(Cut scene from S7E4.)


perilune by poppunkpadfoot

Rated: Teen Audiences • 4 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary:

Perilune: The closest point to the Moon in an object's orbit around it.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge

Dedicated to Lizzie, Kaitlin, and Sian


While You Were Bleeding by WindingArrow

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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My name is Kathy and I'm going to have brown haired babies with round glasses as soon as my future husband stops bleeding on everything.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge (Parody of the 1995 movie While You Were Sleeping)


The Looks that Kill by pookha

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

Luna's new makeover is proving to be more trouble than it's worth. Harry tries to help her but keeps getting distracted. Set in the trios' *cough, hack* year. WARNING: *Parody*


Immortal Misconceptions by AbraxanUnicorn

Rated: Mature Audiences • 7 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
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Have you ever pondered the relationship between Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort, and how Delphini Riddle actually came about?

No?

Me neither, but this is how it might have happened…

 

Written for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge


Miss Average by sapphicsunrise

Rated: Mature Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Allegra Cordelia Pemberton is totally in love with Albus Potter, and it's totally the worst thing.

for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge


Hermione's Totally Accidental Time-Traveling Mishap by MegGonagall

Rated: Mature Audiences • 13 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Written for BellaLestrange'87s Parody Challenge | Perfect banner by clowder@tda 



Due to an accident in Potion's class, Hermione Granger finds herself thrust back into the past. Will she find herself falling for someone unexpected? Of course she will, otherwise it wouldn't be a Time-Travel story.


Voldemort and the Impromptu Holiday by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 4 Reviews starstarstarstarstar Past Featured Story
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Even villains deserve a break. 

 

For 'The Parody Challenge' 

Banner Stille Nacht @ TDA

 


The Art of Dramaticism by lovegood27

Rated: Mature Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstar
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An extremely realistic story of two best friends at Hogwarts, one of whom wants to be more. Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary drama.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge

 


Butterfly of Doom by abhorsen

Rated: Teen Audiences • 4 Reviews starstarstarstar
Summary:

banner by paper.fox @TDA

 

 

You could always tell good people by their glossy hair and good posture.


Better Days Than These by Pixileanin

Rated: Teen Audiences • 8 Reviews
Summary:

Perfect banner by Bear&fox@tda!

Ever wondered about Pansy Parkinson's little-known half-sister? She's perfect and everyone loves her. So why do the people that she cares about keep dying?

 

Written for a Mary-Sue Challenge, where the MC takes herself and everything else way too seriously.


Of Balls and Blood Status by BellaLestrange87

Rated: Teen Audiences • 4 Reviews starstarstarstarstar Past Featured Story
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For some reason, there is a ball at Hogwarts. Draco Malfoy, for some other reason, is determined to ask Hermione Granger.

A parody.


The Bride by PaulaTheProkaryote

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

Becoming Mrs. Astoria Malfoy.


Dating Hannah by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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All Neville wanted was to date Hannah Abbot. 

 

Banner bestlies @ TDA


Those Three Words by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Astoria wants to hear those 'three words' from Draco. If only he could figure out what they actually are. 

 

Banner chocolat. @ TDA


Pump It Up by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Percy supposed he should have asked Oliver to help him first and then explain his current ab-session, instead of asking him to remove his shirt and let Percy take a 'gander' at his chest. (Percy/Oliver, a bromance) 


The Scarf by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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She's wearing a scarf. It's blue. 

 

Banner &themoon @TDA


The Many Jobs of Remus Lupin by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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War does not pay the bills and neither does being a member of the Order. 

(and being Sirius's personal assistant bruises his ego)

 

Banner Kate @ TDA


Mary Su and the Totally Profound Plot by Stella Blue

Rated: Teen Audiences • 4 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Mary Su, Ravenclaw Prefect, decides that she must outsmart the Weasley twins after an embarrassing failure. Also, there are Velociraptors.

For PepperFinn’s Worst Story EVER Challenge on HPFF


A Tale of Star-Crossed Lovers by Stella Blue

Rated: Teen Audiences • 7 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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True love overcomes all obstacles, even a malfunctioning toaster, pointy heels, and a vulgar parrot.

 

Second place in toomanycurls' Princess Bride Quote Challenge on HPFF


Death Eater's Kitchen by Stella Blue

Rated: Teen Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Barty Crouch Jr: fearsome Death Eater, Auror impersonator, and aspiring chef.

The story of why it took Barty an entire book to get around to killing Harry Potter. 


James Should be the Main Character of this Story by WindingArrow

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Sirius is bored and wants to do something. What does he do? Take his friends on a time travelling adventure! But really, he's just arguing with me most of the time...

Originally for the Worst Story Ever challenge.


Too Good for You by Alexis Black

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstar
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Lovely banner by beyond the rain @ TDA

With Lucius Malfoy serving time in Azkaban and her social calendar withered away, Narcissa turns to Wizarding Harmony to find her true soul mate in ninety days or less. How will Lucius react?