Genre: Parody
Other Results: 1 Series
Stories

The Dark Arts by Mottsnave

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed One-Shot
0 Reviews · 1 likes · 7 reads


The Dark Arts

 

The students who are drawn to the Dark Arts are always sorted into Slytherin. The Dark Arts are completely forbidden at Hogwarts. Slytherin House is not happy about that at all. Parody one-shot nonsense.

 

image by Mottsnave

 



Characters: Blaise Zabini, Draco Malfoy, Gregory Goyle, Millicent Bulstrode, Pansy Parkinson, Severus Snape, Theodore Nott, Vincent Crabbe Jr.

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (529 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Humor, Parody

Themes: Careers, Dystopian, Internalized Oppression, School

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Violence
Series: None

Published: 01 Apr 2020 · Updated: 05 Apr 2020
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The Skrewts in Greenhouse Nine - AKA James vs Sirius in the Quest to Determine Who is Actually the Best Boyfriend - AKA Marlene and Dorcas Play Ameteur Detectives by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed One-Shot
12 Reviews · 1 likes · 85 reads


AKA Another Time Nobody Listened to Remus and/or Lily, Despite Their Superior Advice - AKA The Day Peter Finally Won Something

 

For Paula, for Wishlist Season. 

Much nonsense.



Genre: Crime/Mystery, Humor, Parody

Themes: None

Inclusivity: Gay

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 18 Dec 2019 · Updated: 27 Dec 2019
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A Very Lupin Christmas by juls

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Second Wizarding War (1995-1998) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed One-Shot
4 Reviews · 10 likes · 72 reads


by bibbs

(banner by wonderful bibbs)

It's Chrismas Eve, and Remus wonders what would have happened in his life if he hadn't been bitten.



Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, James Potter I, Nymphadora Tonks, Severus Snape, Sirius Black

Pairings: Nymphadora Tonks/Remus Lupin (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (5480 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: None

Published: 29 Sep 2018 · Updated: 18 Oct 2019
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You Are My Sunshine by StarFeather



 

His face got tense. "Don't say his name, please. My father has been suffering too much. I can't endure anymore." He stood up again.

 

 

"Wait. I'll tell you..." Her instinct let her speak. "You have interest in Potter. Think about him when you go to bed."

 

It was written for dreamshadows' "Almost Kiss Challenge".



Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Pansy Parkinson, Seamus Finnigan

Pairings: Ginny Weasley/Harry Potter (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (2131 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Series: None

Published: 06 Oct 2019 · Updated: 09 Oct 2019
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Past Featured Story Phineas Nigellus: Vampire Hunter by Bunbury

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Misc. UK (1100-1950) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Novella (under 50,000 words)
24 Reviews · 7 likes · 187 reads


phineas

 

glorious banner by the incomparable starbuck@TDA

 

It's 1875. Phineas Nigellus, young heir to the House of Black, has had his future planned for him since the day he was born.

 

But when, on a dark and stormy night, he meets an uninvited guest at his engagement party, his life will change forever in ways he could never have foreseen. 

 

Before the end he will learn the price of duty, discover the meaning of true love, and cut down the legions of Hell. 



Characters: Phineas Nigellus Black

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Story Length: 2 chapters (8706 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: Sitewide Stories of the Month, Slytherin MFWHATA Winners, FROGS Winners

Published: 14 Apr 2019 · Updated: 18 Jul 2019
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The Goatfather by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: All Audiences · Completed Drabble (100-200 words)
1 Reviews · 10 likes · 34 reads


Bastion leaves the knoll for the big city.


Sequel to Cheating the System.


Written for the HPFT Finale 2019



Characters: Original Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (212 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Childrens' Stories, Crime/Mystery, Fairy Tale/Fable, Parody

Themes: Discrimination, Law/Politics

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 09 Jul 2019 · Updated: 09 Jul 2019
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Take Me Out to the Ballgame by Noelle Zingarella

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Second Wizarding War (1995-1998) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed Other (inc. plays, diaries, etc)
2 Reviews · 10 likes · 43 reads


ballgame

Banner by Noelle Zingarella

 

It's the bottom of the ninth, the Order of the Phoenix is down by three, and the world is on the line.

 

Written for the 2019 Great Collab Round 3 Take Me Home

 

 

 



Genre: AU, Fluff, Humor, Parody

Themes: Sports

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Violence
Series: 2019 Collab

Published: 28 May 2019 · Updated: 31 May 2019
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A crush of freaks and Muggle filth by Felpata_Lupin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: All Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry, One-Shot
15 Reviews · 8 likes · 101 reads


Sometimes true love comes in unexpected ways...

 

For aelaia's Riddikulus Ship Challenge and for potionpartner's and wildest dream's What If Challenge

 

Dedicated to Sophie (Marauder Lady) <3



Characters: Petunia Evans Dursley, Regulus Black

Pairings: Petunia Dursley/Regulus Black (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (2895 words)

HPFT Forum House: Hufflepuff

Genre: AU, Fluff, Humor, Parody, Romance

Themes: Rare Pair, Soulmates, Star-Crossed Romance

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 19 Mar 2019 · Updated: 02 Apr 2019
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The Brink by TreacleTart, Pixileanin

Fandom: Original Fiction · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry
2 Reviews · 0 likes · 67 reads


Written for The Great Collab of 2018-2019

 

"Hey, I'm back from the Brink!" Fabian called out to the empty house as if anyone cared where he went or when he'd be back.  Never mind that, because he had a plan.



Characters: Original Female Character, Original Male Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (2565 words)

HPFT Forum House: Hufflepuff

Series: 2019 Collab

Published: 28 Mar 2019 · Updated: 28 Mar 2019
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The Great S.P.E.W. Bake Off by juls

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Challenge Entry, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
8 Reviews · 9 likes · 56 reads


by crowsforbros aka paula

banner created by the talented crowsforbros

Hermione decides to hold a Bake Off for her favorite charity.

Written for:

UnluckyStar 57's 'The Great British Bake Off AU Challenge'

and

crestwood's 'Ensemble Challenge'



Characters: Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Molly Weasley I, Rita Skeeter, Ron Weasley, Rubeus Hagrid, Teddy Lupin

Pairings: None

Story Length: 2 chapters (4163 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Crossover, Fluff, General, Humor, Parody

Themes: Family, Friendship, Love/Hate Relationships

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 23 Jan 2019 · Updated: 17 Feb 2019
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The Art of Scandalism by lovegood27

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry, One-Shot
4 Reviews · 0 likes · 42 reads


It's common sense to run away from Hogwarts with your straight male best friend when you’re pregnant with his cousin’s child. This is why Emma Green is a Ravenclaw.

 

For the New Beginnings challenge of the 2019 HPFT Collaboration. Sequel to The Art of Dramaticism.



Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Female Character

Pairings: Albus Severus Potter/OC (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (1963 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Genre: General, Humor, Parody, Romance

Themes: Friends to Lovers, School, Teen Pregnancy

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Sexual Content
Series: 2019 Collab

Published: 16 Jan 2019 · Updated: 16 Jan 2019
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The Mildly Perilous and Mostly Tragicomic Misadventures of Sir Roderick Gryffindor and 'Sir' Ivan Harrison by Rumpelstiltskin

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Founders Era (900-1100) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Novella (under 50,000 words)
10 Reviews · 10 likes · 108 reads


Some young ladies dream of being the wife of a Nobleman, Ivanna Harris dreams of being the Nobleman that the young ladies are yearning to marry. While disguising herself as her brother works while they are children, Ivanna's becoming too feminine to be a believable boy. One day, a man named Roderick Gryffindor comes to their small village, and Ivanna leaps at the opportunity for adventure.



Characters: Helena Ravenclaw, Original Character, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Rowena Ravenclaw

Pairings: Unlisted Pairing

Story Length: 3 chapters (7088 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Series: None

Published: 19 Sep 2017 · Updated: 03 Jul 2018
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A Supplementary Story by dirigibleplums

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
4 Reviews · 10 likes · 58 reads


cr.: vendetta@tda



Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.


Surely this isn’t normal?


[Or: Sirius is desperate, and Remus is both anaemic and 500% done with the world.]



Characters: Remus Lupin, Sirius Black

Pairings: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (4951 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Genre: AU, Humor, Parody

Themes: Vampirism

Inclusivity: Gay, LGBTQA

Advisories: Violence
Series: None

Published: 28 Apr 2018 · Updated: 30 Apr 2018
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Past Featured Story 'Bring a Muggle to School' Day by Nix

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Between Wars (1981-1995) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed One-Shot
5 Reviews · 9 likes · 124 reads



Banner by enycha22 @ TDA.


There is no 'Bring a Muggle to School' Day, and I should stop insisting that there is.

MFWHATA 2018: WINNER for Best Laugh Out Loud Moment
Silver Scale 2015: WINNER for Best Humor

 



Characters: Fred Weasley I, George Weasley, Minerva McGonagall, Original Female Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (1919 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Parody

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: Slytherin MFWHATA Winners

Published: 12 Apr 2018 · Updated: 13 Apr 2018
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The Tantalizing Temptation of Teenage Tropes by crowsb4bros

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry, One-Shot
1 Reviews · 0 likes · 29 reads


gorgeous banner by sammm@TDA





This story has it all! Flawless characters, magical makeup transformations, broom cupboards, evil queen bees, stolen kisses in the rain, and the token obnoxious friend who's unbelievably beautiful but somehow can’t hold down a boyfriend. It’s almost like it was written for PepperFinn’s Worst Story EVER Challenge.



Characters: Dominique Weasley, James Sirius Potter, Original Female Character

Pairings: James Sirius Potter/OC (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (2016 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Genre: Humor, Parody, Romance

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Slurs, Sexual Content
Series: None

Published: 31 Mar 2018 · Updated: 31 Mar 2018
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Misfits by impossibledogstar

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
0 Reviews · 0 likes · 7 reads


A retelling of the claymation classic Rudolph and the Island of Misfit Toys featuring a red-nosed Remus and not-really-a-Slytherin Sirius.



Characters: Albus Dumbledore, James Potter I, Lily Evans Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Rubeus Hagrid, Sirius Black

Pairings: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (8012 words)

HPFT Forum House: Hufflepuff

Genre: Action/Adventure, Fluff, Humor, Parody

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 15 Jan 2018 · Updated: 17 Jan 2018
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As the Raven Flies by abhorsen

Fandom: Game of Thrones · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot, Other (inc. plays, diaries, etc)
3 Reviews · 10 likes · 27 reads


Jon and Sansa exchange letters while he's at Dragonstone.


 


(Cut scene from S7E4.)



Characters: Jon Snow, Sansa Stark

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (590 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Genre: Humor, Parody

Themes: Family

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Violence
Series: Winter is Coming (GoT cut scenes)

Published: 07 Aug 2017 · Updated: 07 Aug 2017
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perilune by poppunkpadfoot

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry, One-Shot
5 Reviews · 9 likes · 186 reads


Perilune: The closest point to the Moon in an object's orbit around it.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge

Dedicated to Lizzie, Kaitlin, and Sian



Characters: James Potter I, Peter Pettigrew, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black

Pairings: Remus Lupin/Sirius Black (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (1463 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Genre: Angst, Drama, Humor, Parody

Themes: Star-Crossed Romance

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 21 Jul 2017 · Updated: 22 Jul 2017
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While You Were Bleeding by WindingArrow

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Second Wizarding War (1995-1998) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry, One-Shot
2 Reviews · 10 likes · 168 reads


My name is Kathy and I'm going to have brown haired babies with round glasses as soon as my future husband stops bleeding on everything.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge (Parody of the 1995 movie While You Were Sleeping)



Characters: Dudley Dursley, Harry Potter, Original Female Character, Petunia Evans Dursley, Vernon Dursley

Pairings: Harry Potter/OC (HP), OC/OC

Story Length: 1 chapters (2698 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Genre: Parody

Themes: Breakups, Infidelity, Soulmates, Star-Crossed Romance

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: None

Published: 16 Jun 2017 · Updated: 19 Jun 2017
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The Looks that Kill by pookha

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Second Wizarding War (1995-1998) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed Story Collection
1 Reviews · 0 likes · 138 reads


Luna's new makeover is proving to be more trouble than it's worth. Harry tries to help her but keeps getting distracted. Set in the trios' *cough, hack* year. WARNING: *Parody*



Characters: Harry Potter, Luna Lovegood

Pairings: Harry Potter/Luna Lovegood (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (1607 words)

HPFT Forum House: Slytherin

Genre: Humor, Parody

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Sexual Content, Substance Abuse
Series: None

Published: 08 Jun 2017 · Updated: 08 Jun 2017
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Past Featured Story Immortal Misconceptions by PinsandKneazles

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Second Wizarding War (1995-1998) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry
8 Reviews · 10 likes · 75 reads


 

Have you ever pondered the relationship between Bellatrix Lestrange and Voldemort, and how Delphini Riddle actually came about?

No?

Me neither, but this is how it might have happened…

 

Written for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge



Characters: Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Voldemort/Tom Marvolo Riddle

Pairings: Bellatrix Black/Voldemort (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (3492 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Genre: Parody

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Domestic Abuse, Slurs, Sexual Content, Slavery
Series: None

Published: 07 May 2017 · Updated: 03 Jun 2017
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Miss Average by sapphicsunrise

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed One-Shot
1 Reviews · 10 likes · 35 reads


Allegra Cordelia Pemberton is totally in love with Albus Potter, and it's totally the worst thing.

for BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge



Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Female Character

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (1781 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Genre: Parody

Themes: None

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Slurs
Series: None

Published: 30 May 2017 · Updated: 03 Jun 2017
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Hermione's Totally Accidental Time-Traveling Mishap by MegGonagall

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > First Wizarding War (1950-1981) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Incomplete Challenge Entry, Short Story (under 10,000 words)
15 Reviews · 10 likes · 197 reads


Written for BellaLestrange'87s Parody Challenge | Perfect banner by clowder@tda 



Due to an accident in Potion's class, Hermione Granger finds herself thrust back into the past. Will she find herself falling for someone unexpected? Of course she will, otherwise it wouldn't be a Time-Travel story.



Genre: Humor, Parody, Romance

Themes: Rare Pair, Time-Travel

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Substance Abuse
Series: None

Published: 03 May 2017 · Updated: 06 May 2017
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Past Featured Story Voldemort and the Impromptu Holiday by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Second Wizarding War (1995-1998) · Rating: Teen Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry, One-Shot
14 Reviews · 10 likes · 159 reads


Image and video hosting by TinyPic

 

Even villains deserve a break. 

 

For 'The Parody Challenge' 

Banner Stille Nacht @ TDA

 



Characters: Voldemort/Tom Marvolo Riddle

Pairings: None

Story Length: 1 chapters (2450 words)

HPFT Forum House: Gryffindor

Genre: Fluff, Humor, Parody

Themes: Careers, Holidays

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: None
Series: Sitewide Stories of the Month

Published: 01 May 2017 · Updated: 01 May 2017
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The Art of Dramaticism by lovegood27

Fandom: Harry Potter Universe, Harry Potter Universe > Next-Generation (2009-2040) · Rating: Mature Audiences · Completed Challenge Entry, One-Shot
2 Reviews · 8 likes · 28 reads


An extremely realistic story of two best friends at Hogwarts, one of whom wants to be more. Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary drama.

 

For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge

 



Characters: Albus Severus Potter, Original Female Character

Pairings: Albus Severus Potter/OC (HP)

Story Length: 1 chapters (828 words)

HPFT Forum House: Ravenclaw

Genre: Drama, Humor, Parody, Romance

Themes: Friendship, School

Inclusivity: None

Advisories: Slurs
Series: None

Published: 28 Apr 2017 · Updated: 28 Apr 2017
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