It had sounded like a good idea at the time.
Neville/Hannah | 3.5 in the Chai Series
Written for the Holiday and Diversity Writing Challenge
She was all around me, unrelenting, giving me no choice but to adapt.
“You’ve said three things in the last five minutes that I found genuinely surprising, the least significant of which was telling me to pin you down on your bed while we make out. Stop calling me a prat for reacting to all of it.”
Slytherins might not appreciate being served fried snake for dinner.
Slytherins are gullible. Roxanne exploits this.
Draco tells his parents that he has a new girlfriend. The conversation goes about as one would expect, given that his girlfriend is a blood traitor.
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Meeting banshees in the Forbidden Forest, setting the Great Hall on fire, and smuggling in contraband: Victoire and Fred Weasley are trouble with a capital T.
HPFT Ravenclaw Nargle: Best Ravenclaw Character (2017) | HPFF Diadem: Little Claw (2016), Ravenclaw SotM: Best Characterization (July 2015)
Daphne hears a rumor about her estranged sister that she finds genuinely astonishing.
Astoria's older brother is not overprotective, but Draco doesn't know that.
Derail; transitive verb: to upset the stability or composure of
She never thought she’d have to choose between the world she’d entered and the one she’d left behind.
“This is the biggest move we’ve made in centuries. If we get it wrong, hell will rain down on us all.”
(Sequel to Off the Rails. Banner by Slide.)
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Lily Potter was Hogwarts muggle nut extraordinaire, just like her grandpa Arthur. And as much as she knew about muggles, she was a hazard to them surrounded by any of their devices or them themselves. Welcome to a life full of sticky situation (and that can be taken literally at times).
Adulting really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Just ask Dahlia Darzi.
(ft. cold coffees, copious curses of an impressive variety, persistent Potters, and the unfortunate habit of apparating away from uncomfortable situations.)
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Recently, things have not being going well for Izzy Fawley, and she's sure its only about 75% her own fault
Crookshanks didn't notice Hermione's odd behavior, not at first.
Some young ladies dream of being the wife of a Nobleman, Ivanna Harris dreams of being the Nobleman that the young ladies are yearning to marry. While disguising herself as her brother works while they are children, Ivanna's becoming too feminine to be a believable boy. One day, a man named Roderick Gryffindor comes to their small village, and Ivanna leaps at the opportunity for adventure.
Rule Number 143 of SS
Don’t tell your boy/girlfriend that you like their brother.
This will cause them to flip out.
And when the school explodes, it’s only a matter of time until we figure out who ratted themselves out.
A story about secret societies, unrequited romances, scalding hot tea, and the too often done human tendency of settling for second best.
At any rate, dear Tom was successful at recombining the remnants of his soul. The manner in which to do this is to repent for his cruelty and heinous acts by experiencing the feeling of true remorse.
Alas, Tom Riddle did not appear to have a shred of humanity left in him.
Gendry's meeting with Jon really was all about Arya.
(Cut scene from S7E5.)
"You know, I’ve always dreamt of being groped on public transport,” he said at last, “but that’s not quite what I imagined.”
Remus could only stare at him. “I – what?”
James: The Heartthrob (who only has eyes for one)
Peter: The Mysterious One (who has plans of his own)
Remus: The Sensitive One (who's told them he's gay)
Sirius: The Rebel (who hasn't)
Boy band sensation The Marauders is selling out concert venues and topping charts across the nation. Too bad reporter Rita Skeeter is determined to spill all their secrets - whether they're true or not.
Jorah reveals who cured his greyscale to Dany, Tyrion, and Jon.
(Cut scene from Season 7, Episode 5.)
When the management crew of Chrstine Newberry's workplace go on a corporate retreat to work on team building, she is agitated to learn that she must do all of her activities with Duncan Gallagher, the one person on the whole team she doesn't get along with.
And then they get stuck with the only room with one bed.
For dirigibleplums' classic fanfiction trope challenge.
"we have so much tension and due to unforeseen circumstances we just HAVE to share a bed"
Jon and Sansa exchange letters while he's at Dragonstone.
(Cut scene from S7E4.)