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The Grand Tour New! by PendleWizard

Rated: Teen Audiences • 5 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary:

With a full bank vault and an empty nest, Molly and Arthur decide to spread their wings.

A tale of longlasting love, mingling with muggles and the trials of using British public transport.


19 Years New! by marauder5

Rated: Mature Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

banner for 19 years

* [HPFF] 2017 DOBBY WINNER*
HPFF Special Recognition
Best Canon
Best Minor Character: Fleur Delacour


What happened during the nineteen years we never got to see, between the

Battle of Hogwarts and the eopilogue? Follow along the story of how our golden

trio recovers from the war and rebuilds the lives they fought so hard for.


Double Trouble New! by 1917farmgirl

Rated: All Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Four pranksters + two joke shops = double trouble. 

An AU Fred/OC and George/OC story. Written for the 2014 Speed Dating Valentine's Competition on HPFF. 


Home New! by adorably cute

Rated: Mature Audiences • 7 Reviews
Summary:

thanks to Newt Scamander at TDA for the incredible banner

Home was a rather relative word for the girl who bounced between countries to divorced parents (who continue to do so, going for the record there Mom?), but perhaps, as Carson Wood is coming to find, the word can mean more than just a house with furniture inside.

 

Or of family, friendship, finding love, and a bit of Quidditch.


Lover's Lurgy New! by Misty_Rey

Rated: All Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Pretty-ful banner by everafter!

A meddling if well-meaning uncle,

an illegal magic carpet,

a scorned 1/16th troll,

and an allergic reaction of the facial-swelling kind.

Forget impressing her, Rolf Scamander will be lucky to survive the night at all.

Could there be a worse first date?

Luna/Rolf

 


The Hands of Time New! by papayafields

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to travel through time? 

To experience life in a different decade?

To live through the pages of your history of magic text books? 

Well, I wondered. Vaguely. I just never expected it to actually happen to me. 


Things Aren't Always Black and White New! by padfootsgirl1981

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

 ~Thank you to adrift at TDA for the beautiful banner!~


Add together one ladies' man, one Quidditch player, one werewolf and one soon-to-be traitor. Then, mix in one imaginative idiot, one fiery redhead, one clever Ravenclaw and one blonde artist. Stir counterclockwise until trouble occurs. Watch them as they deal with love, sorrow and Death Eaters. Follow their lives through the last year at Hogwarts to the final battle two decades later.

 

Chapter 14 is in the queue! Chapter Fourteen Excerpt: 

 

 

“So, out with it then,” commanded James as soon as he made it to the middle of their dormitory. 

Remus glared fiercely at him, and James saw, not for the first time, the shadow of the wolf flit across his human face. “Out with what exactly?” he spat.

“Oh, you know full well what! You can subject me to as many angry outbursts as you want, but I will eventually get the truth out of you. Even if we have to beat each other to a bloody pulp first.” James then pulled his fists up into a fighting stance, and Remus reluctantly let out a small laugh. 

“You know that if I was really against you knowing, I’d just kill you outright, don’t you?” asked Remus conversationally.

“In your dreams, Moony,” retorted James, bringing his arms down.

 


Complicated New! by ShadowRose

Rated: Mature Audiences • 28 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
Summary:

Amazing banner by Ande @ TDA

 

Clearly I underestimated the gravity of the situation.

Mix one Queen Bee, James Potter, and a whole lot of drama - and things are bound to get complicated.


Miracle New! by sunshine_locks

Rated: Mature Audiences • 11 Reviews
Summary:

banner by kaylo ren@tda!!

 

 

She was told it was a miracle, but it was more akin to a curse, if one looked at how much she lost. 

 

Or alternatively: What would happen if a wizard gave a muggle a blood transfusion?


Spectacles and Spectrespecs New! by pookha

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Have you ever wondered why no one sees through the thin disguise of Clark Kent's glasses? Luna Lovegood has discovered why! Crossover Harry Potter/Superman. 

Part 2 of the series, "Luna Crosses Over."


A Rescue in Space and Time New! by pookha, Levana

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

In a world of magic, the only thing you should expect is the unexpected. When Angelina and George attempt to save Fred, they learn this first-hand.

 

Written for the 2018 House Cup Challenge Fic Feud.


An Inspector Calls New! by PendleWizard

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

The first muggle ever to teach at Hogwarts is disturbed by what she finds there and feels compelled to act. When magical and muggle worlds collide, what will happen?

Please note that Harry and friends only have cameo roles in this one.


The Exaggerated (True) Story of Cordelia Kendall New! by Levana

Rated: Mature Audiences • 6 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

I made this here image

the not good  banner is by me

Oh! A summary. Uh, let me roll a d20. Critical Failure… okay then. Well, I’m Cordelia Kendall and this is my true story.

 

 


'Bring a Muggle to School' Day New! by Nix

Rated: Teen Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Banner by enycha22 @ TDA.

There is no 'Bring a Muggle to School' Day, and I should stop insisting that there is.

Silver Scale 2015: Best Humor

 


Con(tra)ception New! by Lemon_Drops

Rated: Mature Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

 

I had a five year plan:

Play Quidditch for the Holyhead Harpies.

 

What was not in that plan was to;

Get pregnant

Retire early

Become an assistant coach for the father's team, whom along with the rest of the Wizarding World, had no idea I was pregnant.

 

Brilliant banner by Newt Scamander. @ TDA


To the Very End New! by Chelts-rhj

Rated: All Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

George and Lee spend their golden days as most bad boys do; plotting away in a retirement home.


To Hide a Dursley. New! by tgfoy

Rated: Mature Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstar
Summary:

What happened to the Dursleys after they left Privet Drive? Where did they go? What did they do? Did it change any of them?
Prequel to my Novel length Fic, Essence of Revenge.


Training the Heart by magnifique

Rated: Teen Audiences • 3 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

banner by moriarity. @ TDA

 

a green hued rectangle with a blonde picture of Rosemund Pike and a redheaded Zach Roerig. The text is 'training the heart' in the center and 'what have I gotten myself into?' in smaller text to the left side

 

In a mixture of dying wishes and sheer stupidity, Susan Bones finds herself in training to become a dragon keeper. But it would be a lot easier to focus on the dragons if Charlie Weasley would stop distracting her.


Is A Mukkinese Battle Horn Bad For Your Health? by tgfoy

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

When a call to Fred for help is a little odd, even by Weasley standards, does it bode well for Ginny's plans to disrupt the oppressive administration of the school before Christmas.


Additional Warning: This story contains what is probably the worst ever chat up line in Fan Fic. The author accepts no responsibility for the consequences should any reader choose to use it in the real world.
Strongly implied nudity within.


Damage Control by Misty_Rey

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Impeccable banner by .amaris

 

 

Hero Hepburn: Minister for Magic

Okay, I'm currently at the bottom of the Ministry hierarchy.

Sure, Lily Luna Potter has the heritage and pedigree to leapfrog over me.

Yes, I'm well-aware I recruited her in the first place.

How was I to know she's a saccharine Machiavellian hellbent on my downfall?

I'll have you know it isn't a terrible idea to align myself with her self-destructive, vigilante brothers!


Tear me in Two. by Newt Scamander

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Banner Lucie Longhorn ♥ | Beta AditiDraco95


Life gets complicated when you die.


Contracted by Lemon_Drops

Rated: Mature Audiences • 1 Reviews
Summary:

                                       

Tired of your parents asking when you’ll get a girlfriend and settle down? Tired of being asked for grandchildren? Tired of being asked if you’ve ever even talked to anyone of the opposite (or same) sex? Look no further than Jasmine Cooke, the conventionally attractive Contracted Girlfriend. Available in block contracts and for singular outings, rates start at just 9 galleons and 14 sickles* an hour. Owl for further details.* Terms and conditions apply.

Fantastic banner by cheriechapstick @ TDA


Trapped. by Newt Scamander

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Perfect Banner by Eponine at The Dark Arts,


Name: Seamus Finnigan.
Occupation: Laywer. 
Friends: Are at a loss.
Current Status: Trapped in Bottle.


Just Say No. by Newt Scamander

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Bannerempyreal.


I, James Sirius Potter, am going to die. 
Not by natural causes or illness, no.  My brother is going to kill me. So I am going to be murdered. 
Great, I can't wait.


Hogwarts Elite. by Newt Scamander

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Banner Heartfelt at The Dark Arts.



I have stories to tell about each and everyone of the so called next generation.
Want to know their secrets? Who they really are? 
I know everything about all of them. 
There is no secret I don't know.