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Complicated New! by ShadowRose

Rated: Mature Audiences • 232 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Amazing banner by Ande @ TDA

 

Clearly I underestimated the gravity of the situation.

Mix one Queen Bee, James Potter, and a whole lot of drama - and things are bound to get complicated.


Essence of Revenge New! by tgfoy

Rated: Mature Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
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The battle was over. The victors woke into a new dawn, a new era had been born. They were free to live, free to find happiness, free to love. But a cloud drew across their world almost unnoticed, a darkness gathered strength. A new plot conceived. Vengeance approached. Harry must face a new battle, a war for his very being. A story of the 14 months after the battle of Hogwarts.


Of Bookshelves and Baby Carriers New! by poppunkpadfoot

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
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The customer standing in front of him is, quite possibly, the most beautiful man Remus has ever seen. Like, he looks like a model or something. He has long, black hair, flattened by water, and just the slightest amount of scruff on his face, and…

And a baby strapped to his chest.

Okay.

 

For just.a.willow.tree's Love, _____ Challenge.


19 Years New! by marauder5

Rated: Mature Audiences • 8 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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banner by katharos at TDA
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* [HPFF] 2017 DOBBY WINNER*
HPFF Special Recognition
Best Canon
Best Minor Character: Fleur Delacour


What happened during the nineteen years we never got to see, between the

Battle of Hogwarts and the eopilogue? Follow along the story of how our golden

trio recovers from the war and rebuilds the lives they fought so hard for.


Home New! by adorably cute

Rated: Mature Audiences • 72 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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thanks to Newt Scamander at TDA for the incredible banner

Home was a rather relative word for the girl who bounced between countries to divorced parents (who continue to do so, going for the record there Mom?), but perhaps, as Carson Wood is coming to find, the word can mean more than just a house with furniture inside.

 

Or of family, friendship, finding love, and a bit of Quidditch.


Promise Not to Tell New! by MadiMalfoy

Rated: All Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Banner by doctor oswald @TDA!

Hermione just wants to spend the day relaxing with a good book, but a sudden rainstorm runs her plans. While on the tube, she meets a boy with bright green eyes and messy black sublty attempting to hide the fact he's crying at the movie playing on his laptop. 

First meeting, muggle AU. 

Written for Lady Asphodel!


Dangerous Weapons New! by TheGoldenKneazle

Rated: Teen Audiences • 0 Reviews
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First in MyMyMiss' Bathroom Humour Challenge

Lorcan Scamander versus James Potter; a bathroom rapidly filling; WonderWitch Extra Oomph! Sparkle Shine shampoo.

A bath has never been so dangerous.

banner by a lovely TDA artist whose name got lost in the move from HPFF :(


Vengeance, Deserved New! by TheGoldenKneazle

Rated: All Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Eleanor McGrath is intent on getting revenge on Sirius Black, 
but she's not the only one.

banner by a lovely TDA artist whose name got lost in the move from HPFF :(


Weasley Revenge Day New! by TheGoldenKneazle

Rated: All Audiences • 0 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
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Hogwarts is in chaos.


Neville suspects the Weasley-Potters are to blame.


banner by a lovely TDA artist whose name got lost in the shift over from HPFF


The Department of Spectral Affairs New! by 800 words of heaven

Rated: Teen Audiences • 4 Reviews starstarstarstarhalf-star
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"Welcome to the afterlife, Regulus Black."

 

Prequel to Not Normal | Can be read alone

 

Written for Debra20's The Trope Challenge @HPFF | Banner by angelic. @tda


Eyes as Brown as an Enstatite Gem New! by MadiMalfoy

Rated: All Audiences • 0 Reviews
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Magical Banner by whymiscally @TDA!

Harry wants to give Ginny something for Valentine's Day but can't decide on anything unitl he remembers the "Valentine" Ginny sent him during second year. Now, everything rides on a poorly conceived plan in order to win her heart. 

Written for Lady Asphodel!


Hide and Seek New! by Mistress

Rated: Mature Audiences • 2 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

Sequel to Keep Away
Enter: Oliver's training. Alicia's confusion. Fred's threats. Katie's stupidity. George's hot head. Angelina's snogging. Lee's future. Mrs. Wood's vegetables. (Oliver/OC) 


Templar Table Manners New! by FoxPatronus

Rated: All Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

Josie tries to teach Cullen table etiquette. Lavellan teaches Josie something, instead.


Ice Baby by dirigibleplums

Rated: Mature Audiences • 5 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

cr. adrift@tda

Call me sweetheart again and I'll punch you in the throat.

 

[Written for MaddiMalfoy's Soulmate AU and Random Prompt Challenge.]


The Mildly Perilous and Mostly Tragicomic Misadventures of Sir Roderick Gryffindor and 'Sir' Ivan Harrison by Rumpelstiltskin

Rated: Mature Audiences • 6 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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Some young ladies dream of being the wife of a Nobleman, Ivanna Harris dreams of being the Nobleman that the young ladies are yearning to marry. While disguising herself as her brother works while they are children, Ivanna's becoming too feminine to be a believable boy. One day, a man named Roderick Gryffindor comes to their small village, and Ivanna leaps at the opportunity for adventure.


spartan by justawillowtree

Rated: Mature Audiences • 10 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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When Piper McLean's photos are found mysteriously burned, all signs point to Drew Tanaka as the culprit. Now she has to sit through this undignified trial (if it can even be called that) to prove her innocence. She tells her side of the story to a panel of four other Camp Half-Blood campers, and as she continues, her audience grows more and more captivated.

 

Because this story details a secretive fling with the dignified, stoic, and decidedly unromantic Reyna Ramirez-Arellano.


The joys of you by you-make-me-wander

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

 

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Lovely banner by prokaryote. @TDA

 


 

Scorpius comes back home after being four years away studying wandlore. Finding Astoria already affected by the curse that'll most likely kill her, Scorpius must learn how to deal with the inevitable loss and grief it'll bring, reconnecting with old friends and family, and with making sure that Rose knows that he's never stopped loving her.

 

Scorose, Drastoria, Romione, Albus/OC, Lily/Lysander, Hugo/OC & James/OC.


Things Aren't Always Black and White by padfootsgirl1981

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
Summary:

 ~Thank you to adrift at TDA for the beautiful banner!~


Add together one ladies' man, one Quidditch player, one werewolf and one soon-to-be traitor. Then, mix in one imaginative idiot, one fiery redhead, one clever Ravenclaw and one blonde artist. Stir counterclockwise until trouble occurs. Watch them as they deal with love, sorrow and Death Eaters. Follow their lives through the last year at Hogwarts to the final battle two decades later.

 

Chapter 20 is in the queue! Chapter Twenty Excerpt: 

 

 

“Well, you didn’t seem all that bothered to me,” sniped Sirius. “You rallied pretty well. Tell me,” he demanded of her, “is it true that Matt gurgles like a clogged up drain when he laughs?”

“Oh, for Merlin’s sake!” exclaimed Kirsty in exasperation as Sirius allowed himself a small grin of satisfaction. “You’re so immature! If you didn’t like me talking with Matt then you only have yourself to blame.”

“I can’t imagine he had anything interesting to talk about,” said Sirius, continuing with his tirade of obscene insults.

 


Batman Rides a Motorbike, and So Shall I by Pixileanin

Rated: Teen Audiences • 3 Reviews
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James Potter needs motorcycle lessons, and Sirius is not amused.

 

March 2018


On The Brink by dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

Rated: Mature Audiences • 4 Reviews
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The holidays are stressful enough.

Add in overbearing parents, a nosy brother and a fake fiance.

Albus Potter probably won't survive to the New Year. 

 

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The Bro Code by wandlessmagic

Rated: Mature Audiences • 2 Reviews Past Featured Story
Summary:

Banner made by the lovely .amaris @TDA



Everyone's life is governed by an internal code of conduct. Some call it morality. Others call it religion. We call it The Bro Code. Violations of the Bro Code may result in a fine of up to $250,000 galleons or in some cases, permanent dis-Broment.


Ready or Not, Here I Come! by Newt Scamander

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
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It was a game for the heart and everyone watched as Fred Weasley broke mine.
Now, I have to see him all summer. It's time to make him pay.
Let the game's begin.

FredII/OC


Set Fire to Our Homes by frombluetored

Rated: Mature Audiences • 0 Reviews
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As Albus and Scorpius begin their life together, Albus discovers that married life is every bit as wonderful and difficult as he always anticipated it would be. Life is better now that they're free from the looming threat of a Dark Arts resurgence, but Albus quickly realizes that there are plenty of other threats, too, like aggravating bosses and unexpected bouts of baby fever. Meanwhile, officials within the Ministry unearth a rapidly-worsening problem: for reasons unknown, the frequency of Squib births has quietly and suddenly quadrupled, leading to serious concerns over what might be prohibiting wizards and witches from passing on their magical genes-- and what that might mean for the coming generations of Wizardkind. While James and his new Ministry department struggle to deal with the societal impacts of an unprecedented amount of Squib children, Lily and Albus find their jobs--and their lives--intersecting in an unexpected way.


The Adventures of Arthur Weasley: Detective Games by Chelts-rhj

Rated: All Audiences • 2 Reviews
Summary:

Arthur Weasley has decided that Detective is his name and the game is afoot. After falling in love with Sir Arthur Conan Doyle's Sherlock Holmes, Arthur runs his very own investigation (complete with a bewildered Dr. Watson) in a race to save children who are falling ill at every turn. Without Molly findoing out - of course.


A Supplementary Story by dirigibleplums

Rated: Mature Audiences • 1 Reviews starstarstarstarstar
Summary:

cr.: vendetta@tda



Honestly, if someone told him this morning that he’s going to be attacked by a vampire on his way back from the library, rejected half a second later because apparently he’s not delicious enough for the guy’s liking, and then have said vampire concerned about his health – well, he’d tell them to check out the local GP when they next have the chance.


Surely this isn’t normal?


[Or: Sirius is desperate, and Remus is both anaemic and 500% done with the world.]