Adulting really isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Just ask Dahlia Darzi.
(ft. cold coffees, copious curses of an impressive variety, persistent Potters, and the unfortunate habit of apparating away from uncomfortable situations.)
This story was written for "The Story Generator Challenge" by Raisha. Main Characters: Ron, Hermione Setting: Under a Tree Situation: Someone is badly injured Object: The Quibbler And I edited this for "The Ghoulishly Halloween Challenge" by alicia and anne.
A silvery otter jumped into the spot and spoke, “Ron, where are you? Haven’t you fetched the Healers yet?”
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In which the six girls from Hufflepuff's Dormitory 2.6A stalk Albus Potter, swear like sailors, sneak off to the library and put stereotypes to shame.
"I don't like hugs. Or people. They sicken me."
When Hayley was invited to the wedding of the year - albeit under the guise of Albus' fake girlfriend - she didn't think it would be this entertaining.
But, with a psychotic bridezilla on the loose, the best man trying to steal the heart of the groom, a 'father-in-law' she last met under different circumstances, and a 'brother-in-law' who makes her heart skip a beat. It was going to be chaotic.
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If you look up the phrase "worst decision ever made" you'll see me as the definition.
If you look up the phrase "worst Head Girl in the history of Hogwarts" you'll also see me as the definition.
If you look up "pregnant with Albus Potter's child" you'll most definitely see me.
Iris Harper works as a nurse in a London-area Emergency Room who ends up with a wizard as her patient.
Man the kissing booth they said.
It'll be fun they said.
No one will stop by they said.
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Blackbird singing in the dead of night
Take these broken wings and learn to fly
All your life
You were only waiting for this moment to arise.
Albus and Brandon go through the final steps completing their family.
Written for MuggleMaybe's Happy and Gay Challenge.
Just when Brandon's relationship with Albus is getting back on track, life throws the ultimate curveball. How will Brandon cope with a shocking discovery?
Will Albus be able to pursue a true romance with the person he loves? He's found friendship with Scorpius while sparks fly whenever he meets with Brandon. Can he follow his heart before it's too late?
A story about life, love, making choices, and - most of all - growing up.
The holidays are stressful enough.
Add in overbearing parents, a nosy brother and a fake fiance.
Albus Potter probably won't survive to the New Year.
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Scorpius is faced with a dilemma - follow his heart and pursue Albus or follow his father's wishes and have a family? Will Albus tolerate being set aside while Scorpius dates his cousin Rose? Most importantly, will anyone leave this story without their heart being broken?
All James Potter wants is a chance to fight a quintaped. All his girlfriend wants is for him to not die doing it.
An extremely realistic story of two best friends at Hogwarts, one of whom wants to be more. Warning: contains a lot of unnecessary drama.
For BellaLestrange87's Parody Challenge
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The Goblin Registry Act left the wizarding world in a state of destruction and despair. The oppressed have become the oppressors. As far as Riya Gosavi is concerned, today is a fine day for a revolution.
When the Four Founders of Hogwarts choose you to save the world from impending doom, you know it ain't gonna be a normal year...
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Christmas is all well and good, but this year Rose and Albus have more pressing matters to deal with.
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You'd think that adrenaline-fueled Gryffindor girls who fight monsters and even-tempered manipulative Slytherin boys training to be Healers would not mix well. You might be right.
Albus Potter is the exact opposite of smooth.
Albus Potter had never considered what the properties of mistletoe might be.
A tale of fake dating, overbearing mothers, and terrible egg nog.
For ImaRavenclaw's Very Christmassy Love Challenge